So, if I get time right (which is dumb) Meenah killed herself to make sure they became ghosts.

But she arrived like 14 billion years late, and everyone is already a ghost.

So was that even necessary?

“Will this thing blow up in my face?”

<YES>

“Awesome”

HA!

Are you sure about that???

Because if you are, I don’t think you know one of your own very well.

Why do you have your own tumor? Why is the Yin-Yang bomb there, I thought there was no tumor there.

So you were the one to ask for the bubble, like Feferi. Only, you did it to preserve your essence, while Feferi did it to try and make it more enjoyable for everyone.

Well someone is using their mastersword’s windy powers.

And, let me guess, you didn’t like that idea.

Fancy time-glacier you got there Alpha-A Aradia. I guess you still have Time powers then.

On no Meenah, please don’t hold back on your true thoughts.

So, again, I know they are the Alpha versins of the Ancestors. It just makes things way easier to match them with the beta-troll names.

ALSO, there are TWELVE Trolls here. MY “single-body” theory has merit!!!

GUYS

I JUST THOUGHT OF A GAME

CAN I GUESS WHICH SILHOUETTE IS WHICH!!

Meenah, I have decided to like you a LOT now

You uh, holding your friend hostage there? Or you really don’t want people to know how you died Meenah?

She got knocked out cold didn’t she?

Sorry, knocked out cod.

Right before she can go into story more, someone had to shut her up.

Cool, story time. Watch her give and intricate and beautiful story, then me sum it up the worst way possible while still getting it technically right. Like how Hussie intended.

Please continue talking, you can fill in on the lame stuff later. Because I want to know if Meenah died to save Aranea or not.

Fuck, I think Meenah really did fin me over with fish puns. I concurrent with your assessment that sea-puns are infectious.

Meenah, you are violent and scary, but I do like how you cut the bullshit.

And Dirk you don’t count because you are a ghost….actually if Jake dies would ghost-Dirk still exist?

Not sure, but you can certainly find out whether they can die by boredom.

No, you took hours explaining it to Jake. Let me sum up:

“I am the ghost of the troll from Alternia before the reset to make the beta trolls.”

Simple, and allows you to move on.