Pretty confident now you have your phone on you. I hope it will last longer than the battery.

Oh, wait…that battery isn’t going to last long, is it?

I hope you can order a pizza pretty fast.

I fucking love her. I love her and how offended she is right now.

She doesn’t leave this island much, does she?

Are You Saying……THAT SHE CAN SPEED-DIAL!?

Why? You would think they would post pictures or images everywhere so they know what the princess looks like.

You have cell phones, so I know you have the technology!

I doubt that you are just looking for Crab-People (taste like crab, talk like people)

Look, give her time. She can’t forget it forever.

I would like to believe that the 1st thing was to either give Cucumber a power up, or marry him. One of the two.

This is her fairy tale come true, to go on a magic quest to help the hero save the world.

Look, this was her first time telling the story with importance. She went pretty far for her first try.

This is going to sound dumb, but have we ever seen monsters that were created weaker than the first? Like, you would assume that the first monster would get the best pieces, and the leftovers would be used for the next guy.

He’s the asshole who wasn’t invited to the party, and then just came anyway to fuck up the party because you didn’t invite him.

And Everything Changed When The Fire Nation Attacked

(seriously, who doesn’t make that joke now?)

Ooh, fancy story time mode. I like this.

Nautilus has been raised for this one moment. Don’t ruin it for her.

That feeling when you get to spill the tea first to someone

Think of him as like, the world’s douchiest natural disaster.

I will call him Splashter for short.

Wasn’t he only revived like less than a Day?

She says it better than I can ever hope to.

Nautilus is also going to help you on your quest whether you want it or not