Cucumber….it isn’t READING it is STUDYING, she knows

Why couldn’t SHE be the one to set Cucumber on his quest instead of the Oracle Lady? She at least knows her shit.

She is an avid fangirl and is totally down with helping you on your Quest

Is Cucumber part of a magical prophecy now? Trying to fit all the pieces together?

That is the face of someone who will drown you the the middle of a rip tide if she hears that joke one more time.

Of course you are a princess. Of course you would have a sea-pun name. And of course you are flipping adorable.

Look, if you are going to be named with the same naming conventions as Taako Taaco, you better put in some more self-confidence here buddy.

Flashbacks to Shrek

See, your magic worked because you were saving someone Cucumber. Someone who is completely adorable.

They just don’t want to stick around when Cucumber eventually burns himself. A tragic accident really.

Damn, that’s pretty powerful Cucumber.

But if this was a pokemon game, fire attacks would suck against water types. Just saying.

By the Power of Magic

Yeah these crabs were just itching for a fight.

Have you ever considered crab-legs for dinner Cucumber?

Heroic? Probably not.

Realistic? Yeah.

Psst. Cucumber. Not to sound pushy….but I think that is your cue.

How often to these crabs bother the townsfolk to keep ragging their clothes?

I’m….I’m actually afraid over what exactly you want to be clipping there hard-shell.

I can’t believe that just by ending their sentence with the word “see” I can perfectly read their voices as stereotypical mafia gang members.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

I love the designs for the characters in this comic. She looks so pretty.