Eat the baby and try again.

They named their child Rake. Such good parents.

At this point, I’m not even going to question his art choices. I still have questions about it, but I’m just gonna watch and wait.

Whomp. There’s the shoe. It just fell like a brick through the floor and on top of my crab-father’s head.

AnJ just lost all hesitation on this and is now high on…whatever this is

Also, trolls don’t marry(I think). How the fuck does he know about marrying?

And Dirk isn’t even being sarcastic here. He is just literally talking about this situation he is in right now.

Dirk…..Why the fuck are you making Roxy sweatdrop here? That, isn’t really romantic you know (but not sure if AnJ would care anyway)

HOW IS THIS PORN

That is LITERALLY all I want to know

How. Is. THIS. PORN?!!

I fucking can’t, this is weird and cute, and I know that he isn’t being innocent doing this but I can’t help to finding this adorable

Look at dem big olde anime eyes

I can’t believe that AnJ is getting off on fluff.

picture!Jake is sweatdropping because he knows he is just a plaything to a more powerful person.

S T R O N K

Are these his Moirail ships? Why is porn so innocent for him?

Wait….wait…..aren’t these the shipping pairs that Karkat made with his shipping chart a while back?

Meanwhile, back to the Hall of Porno

Shadow Papyrus has returned.

I would guess handholding, but hands are off the table for AnJ.

Is….is troll pron just domestic couple shit? Is that what it is?

ok, this is like letting a 12 year old trying to write their first sex scene and being “naughty”. It’s dumb, but also hard to get mad at.