Well, at least John understood what you went through. Got to toughen up with Betty Crocker.

I know that there are like at least 4 Dirks minimum, so yeah. All Dirks love Jake. Jake is going to get a harem of Dirks by the time this is done.

Agreed on getting weapons and defenses to protect yourself in this new world, but maybe Jane will be the first to reach God-tier without killing anything? If she even reaches that far.

This is going to turn into an Undertale choices debate pretty soon, I can just feel it.

Did Kyle just do his own version of a Brook’s Skull Joke? Because I feel like he did.

That is, a bit weird actually.

Because I know, and I remember, when John jumped in, we saw Imps there. And we saw Imps changing into the clown outfits from the changed sprite John did.

So, is there just straight up no life here period, or did Queen Ferrari do something with them?

Does this mean we are going to skip the mandatory gadget building montage that the beta kids get? While sad that the Alpha kids won’t get neat stuff, I am not that disappointed.

Damn it Kyle. I didn’t like Jane’s decision with the car either, but she can at least try to use it first before you turn it to scrap metal gushers.

I will never get used to, nor accept, the face computers. I refuse on multiple levels.

Alright Kyle, maybe you will agree with me in having Jane ride out in style here.

Yo! You got a mechanical rabbit with you. Have him hotwire the car and just blow through this quest in no time.

No no, you mean DRIVE car.

He marks his kid(s) milestones with notes, which is cute, but does he have special notes for ALL occasions?

“Jane, you just dodged an assassin’s bullet. I am so proud”

Why a piano? Is that a mark of a true musician, to lift your instrument of choice above you like a a victory pose??

And on the back of it is a letter, and you also have a message from your parent.

Yeah, that Fucking Puzzle was a binch and a half to actually do. You are not wrong.

I was waiting for the wallet to take the obelisk, and slightly disappointed that it didn’t happen. 

It’s probably the wallet. Meaning that the car wasn’t the last thing that you dad had on him.

Well….I guess that he can also take of his shirt to leave a trail behind. Strip to forge a path ahead.

Hey, blue. Jane’s Light blue light is reflecting off of her tower thing. How dedicated was the universe to keep the kid’s color choice?

ok, but that man had 5 tons of shaving cream on him, how the hell did he use them ALL up?