Sarcasm is the glue that binds all friendships together.

Emma is a bit old fashion then….how can you not have tv, internet, and not read? What life is that without stories?

Where do you work at? A radio Station? I assume this is still college.

Not going to lie….sometimes I feel like Ben too.

Are you uh….Dorthy? Your black and white world is a bit jarring from the color before.

Shakesphere summed it up best with a dick joke: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

alright, I am always a fan of purple. Let’s see how this goes…holy shit are her legs bleeding??

So we have namesakes and chroniclers. Those with roles who are taken to different planes and realities, and those who write their stories to prepare the next person for their role.

Liking the concept.

What you were? Were you born into this role of ‘Alice’? And fuck, a 10 year old shouldn’t question her friendship being used like this.

Still sensible Alice, as practical as always.

Preferably something before all this nonsense started, thank you.

Oh god, my guess was that Wonderland wasn’t all that Wonderful was it?

Welcome Home child.

Hi Alice! Enjoy your trip to insanity?

You can’t even write your confession, which is good since something doesn’t want you to snitch either.

A good way to start a suicide note. And it should probably end with “And I am going to bring her back”

Maybe just go through the mirror yourself. Take charge.

OK, so you knew that where she went. You just couldn’t tell the parents because there is nothing you can do to stop, whatever is happening to her.

Yikes, I do not remember this part in the making of Alice in Wonderland.

Carrol? Is he a character in this story??