2 years is a long time, and they just want to reunite with their friends.

In short, the game really didn’t care about you guys, just to help you enough to do its own thing.

You know I do!

You are divided by a window, I don’t think you guys are in the same plane anymore either.

Do Furries go “yiff”? Is that a thing?

Good to see you taking this in stride of talking to dead friends who don’t remember, instead of getting sad and heartbroken about it.

And for Dave and Rose, sleep is for the weak.

Wait so….Trolls&Rose&Dave are traveling through the void to get to B2, and they hit bubbles all the time.

But if Jade&John aren’t, they aren’t traveling through the void, because this is Hussie’s fucking living room…..

So then…..where does the other window go to?

Jade would be good friends with Nepeta. I can see them getting alone just fine.

ok, cool. So there are still memories abound. So…Jadesprite isn’t….completely gone?

Man if I keep going down this memory philosophy spiral I am going to lose my mind.

So she has no memories of her dream-self.

She doesn’t remember her friends in the bubbles, or how it felt to be dead, or even meeting with Davesprite on the battle field.

In transforming into a god, Davesprite saw another one of his friends die and replaced with another.

I like that, how John interjected with the rapping thing.

Because while Davesprite might be different now, he is still Dave and always was Dave at heart. And his heart is always rapping. 

They better be in the Captain’s Room. These funky little guys deserve it.

He’s probably harder, tougher from months of stressful fighting alone, maybe slightly jaded (heh). But it is still Dave. Or at the very least, another guy who’s name is Dave. I had 3 Matt’s in one class and that wasn’t much of an issue calling them Matt, but I digress.

Jade probably doesn’t want to feel like she is replacing one Dave with another by calling Davesprite Dave.

I mean, since Dave isn’t here. And Davesprite is Dave, yeah. It would just be better to call him Dave since he is Dave. John cuts to the chase pretty well here.

Well which came first then? The Chicken or the Douche? Man’s greatest puzzle.

Except for your non-existent strategies. Other than that, no secrets.

The best bluff is saying you have a plan, when you have no idea what you are doing.

It’s the hottest thing to play a shitty game for ironic points.

Yeah, I don’t think you really need to worry about competition here John. Unless Rose’s Disciples decide to play.

Sorry John, the cute character design will always win out.