ROSE YOU ASSHOLE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN YOU BETTER FUCKING SHARE THAT WITH ME!!!

HE’S GIVING HIM THE BOOK AS A SELF-HELP MANUAL ON LOVE THIS IS THE BEST

SCHEDULING???

God Karkat, please write a 300 page paper on how this actually works. Please, I’m crying right now, please do it.

No wait don’t move on yet, please continue, at least tell me who paired up with who goddammit!

Damn It, all this fucking problems because they can’t tell which to love and which to hate. Ugh so much drama in just a summary.

But you are on a roll so you better keep talking Karkat.

Oh fuck, so the two pairs are switching in LOVE/HATE, so which one will fucking win out!

How the hell am I fucking invested in this non-existent sidebar romance this fast?

Oh Shit son, his black hate when to fuck up their relationship in a completely different turn. It’s like if James Bond ditched his girl to be with Goldfinger.

Tumblr can’t handle true love.

The answer is obviously yes, and that Dave would probably be just as confused seeing Human Romance Covers.

Because Trolls expect you to have 4 lovers in your life. A murderous polyamory that makes everyone happy.

No shit, I want to read this, Karkat is making this sound so good.

Well that explains why they are dressed in red. Simple symbolisms for the common masses to understand.

Oh my god, Karkat really is a fucking Love Professor. He is in teacher mode now!

I can go hour hours listening to Karkat explaining about love, especially if I have Dave here suffering by me.

Dave will never have an off switch for his sass.

So like, a troll “midsummer’s night dream” then? He spades her, she hearts them, they diamond him, etc etc.

Yes YESSSSS YESSSSS

GIVE ME TRASH TROLL FABIO ROMANCES I NEED THIS BOOK IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW

Abso-fucking-lutely it is. Dave, this should be right up your alley. Just read it ironically and you are good to go.

I have no shame in saying that I fucking squealed when I saw this fucking thing. I want to read this book now. GIVE ME TROLL FABIO ROMANCES PLEASE

please let it be a chart of please oh please let it be a chart