Now, some may think that their problems are on completely different levels. But I bet there is a way they can help each other. Belkar not being bored, and V not being eaten.
V may be angry now, but wait until they are falling down a hole trying to shut a door and convince other lizards to help him out. Then those spells won’t seen so useless.
Right, still in the forest, still trying to find the magic smithing rock, V got turned into a lizard, so everything is as normal as it is going to get in this comic.
You’re right, Dirk never expressed any interest in anything tiny. All of the pictures and images on his tv and walls were regular sized muscular horses and people dressed as horses.
*raises head to look directly in your eyes* He’s into Macrophilia and wants a giant horse to fuck him. Prove me wrong.
All cats in this comic are cute and adorable and should all be protected for being this pure (even if they are also a food source so starving people, at least they are an adorable food source)
Congratulations: That is the most horrific thing I have ever heard of. Like, mass murder, suicide, child soldiers, have nothing on the thing you just said. That is some fucked up zeno-morph evolution right there.
Damn kids, that was a lot of things that just happened.
Roxis is trapped in the in-between, upside-down world I guess. That Cat better has a plan, or maybe it is working for Queen-Feferi, I don’t know.
So in this world which I know isn’t dead because we have a fucking active troll, the Alpha Queen-Feferi (Alpha A-Feferi) AKA: Psycho-Fish because holy shit she is on a murder streak isn’t she? Yeah, the Alpha-Trolls are more/less the opposites of their beta-counterparts. And while Feferi was into saving lives, Psycho-Fish is totally into taking them. I hope Dirk can turn that window on and save her. Help a friend out.
And we now meet a new troll….Anti-Jegus. Who is literally the balance to everything Alpha-Jegus is. Hates humans, yelling, loud, apathetic but also rageful. Again, like all of Karkat’s negative qualities.
I think he has a hate-boner for Alpha-Jegus, but with him really wanting to kill her, and her really caring for him, maybe Dirk is right and they are supposed to work together instead of doing their eternal fight/dance thing of good and evil. I am pretty sure that is what Prospit and Derse is for. I mean, the kids murdered the Denizens when there was another way, maybe there is another way.
And maybe there is 13 trolls for ALpha-Verse because I can’t for the life of me begin to think of who Anti-Jegus is other than Karkat’s murder half.
More lore on Cal: he is always fucking demonic and evil and glad someone else hates him too.
