Dirk likes Anti-Jegus because he can’t figure him out. Dave likes Gamzee because he is weird as fuck. Either way, it is in an unironic sense.

Yeah, and the universe isn’t the fucking koi pond of a frog. All the Cal’s have Dead eyes, that would make this worse.

Don’t temp fate. It can always find a way of making it worse than before.

Good, you telling him to chop it to itty bitty pieces and then run. A good call.

Also, alien folk stories are ones that are true and will happen, so yeah you should burn cal.

It happened in the Beta-verse, it will happen here. 

But if you hate it so much, why tell Dirk to grab it and run?

Evil? Demonic? The real Anti-Jegus?

Would you look at that? I am so glad that someone else express as much hate and distrust as I do with that puppet.

Looking at his tv images makes me sad, so I want to show you them all. Can you guess which ones I hate the most?

Your Shitty Cal, filled to the brim with bad juju. Take the puppet and run.

uh…I think that Anti-Jegus has a hate-boner for Alpha-Jegus and this is the best way for him to express those feelings.

Though, I would like to see them work together and fuse into one being which is the Beta-Jegus.

So his plan is to fucking play a yin/yang battle game? Where they also fight for the powers of good and evil??? Actual Jegus vs Anti-Jegus????

uh…..good luck with that…..

So he has Kisnemis feelings for her? Is that what this is?

Nice to see him lay out all his cards here. Enjoy killing everything, and I hope it works out for you two.

Yo, you going to fuck everyone over and just be you to? The Ying Yang Troll Twins? Alpha and Omega Jegus?

I am down for it.

Don’t infect me with that human disease you call friendship.

Well, Dirk has plans up to ying yang on what to do next, so nice to see you like at least one human here.

Also, ambition is such a slytherin thing to appreciate.

So does Alpha-Jegus and Anti-Jegus have a troll relationship with each other? Because unless it is Moirails, I really don’t see it. (and even then, barely)

So…what? Alternia went through like World War Grub in the Alpha-verse?

Well you are fucking charming aren’t you?

That answers that question. Glad to see you hate human culture as much as she loves it.