Let me guess….Kyle’s calculations led him to the conclusion that Jane wouldn’t go through with it.

Thank god it’s over, that was a nightmare to suffer through.

I guess Jane just crossed the line to live vicariously through Jake, instead of trying to live with Jake.

I am waiting after all of this for Jake to get with the alien dream girl.

Every word she writes is just her losing her soul right now.

It is a “do as I say not as I do because my life is a goddamn mess right now”

you fucked up, but you decided to lie in the bed you made….That takes guts.

Gah, why must you be so passive on how to date people! It is like looking to a fucked up complex cracked mirror

Nothing I say can even begin to describe how bad Jane feels about Fucking Up this hard.

Fuck really? After all of that you are standing aside to let Dirk take the lead?? After Roxy stood aside for YOU??

God Romance Bugs Me Sometimes.

See, everyone else sees Kyle as trying to get Dirk and Jake together. I’M still going for Kyle trying to get Jake and Him together. I see through those sneaky shades.

ok, but I don’t think that being hunted down Most Dangerous Game style by an overzealous gay wrestle robot is the right way to court someone.

Dammit, this is Vriska feelings all over again.

And here Jane goes. If she sabotaged herself, she might as well sabotaged Dirk with her.

The robot couldn’t handle the fucking bullshit mating dance that are these two dumbasses, and just decided to kill itself rather than listen to any more dense “friend” bs

Please understand that every line they type is just another dagger of awkwardness and fuckery in my stomach.

ok, matters of the heart aside, I think you need to get to the heart of the matter with your dumb bro-bot here.

That is a loaded question that Jane is currently sitting on. Good luck answering that one.

Yes Jake, it is called being Gay. The joys of discovering your sexuality.

Yes, ballet leap into his strong beefy fairy arms.

The BEST of FRIENDS