He is in her own personal hell tailor-made by her own stupidity

Agreed. It is good to just try to figure out what you are feeling. Especially when you are in a dumb teen romance right now.

trust me, it isn’t weird. And relationship is hard. But I do think you should demand more agency on what YOU want than let everyone else pass you by.

I get it dude, I really do, but the idea that you just willing to let yourself to be a prize to go after without actually putting yourself out there….is a little sad.

The big tough adventurer wants to swoon for assertive men just like anyone else.

Yeah Jake, listen to Jane. That is an awful reason to just….allow a relationship to passively happen around you.

Yeah UHHHHHH, You shouldn’t feel fucking forced to a relationship you don’t want.

Yeah…if that robot has anything to go by, this is super assertive suitor.

Oh, so you were able to recognized THAT. And fucking hell, I can totally see Dirk or Kyle doing that. Jake’s love life is a mess.

Jane is staying in that hole she dug for herself. At least she isn’t going to try and drag Jake down with her.

Alpha-Jegus would also write fanfics on Jane being in the Moirail zone when she wanted to be Matesprites with Jake

Every time Jake says “friends” an arrow shoots deeper into Jane’s heart.

Your life, Jane’s life, Troll’s life, basically everyone in Homestuck is fucking complicated.

Is the brobot being spiteful for destroying the fucking core? You asshole.

he can’t handle the secondhand embarrassment anymore just like me

Don’t worry Jake, I got you. You go get your spider vampire space babe.

aw, he’s doing the Vriska thing when his entire life is going to just get a hell of a lot more complicated once the game starts

YOU FUCKED UP JANE!!!!

MAJORLY

FUCKED

UP

See, I’m the type of girl who would be wobbly-kneed when hearing 1920s slang in a romantic sense. Oh wouldn’t that be swell?