UH….is Bro-bot killing itself for not having a chance with Jake anymore?
Take Chances, Make Mistakes, Fall in LOVE!
All I can think is John Muleny going “If you were on the phone and the line went dead, that meant your friend was murdered”
I mean….if Roxy accidentally kills her dreamself, that would be murder, right?
Please don’t say that. That makes me think there is going to be dome dark yandere betrayal shit going on with heart treacheries.
Abso-fucking-lutely. You go you brave adventurer! Go and apparently accidentally bang your sister/cousin.
You are the most dense harem protag ever possible, but at least you have decided to take action now.
Jake isn’t that stupid right? He has to know what “unrequited pinings” mean, right??
Roxy and Karkat would make great angry cupids together
Come Feelinsway, Come Feelwawys, Come feelwaways with me!
Such Snark in yonder window breaks
That sounds so Vriska right there.
It is..for different reasons.
The reason people (Dave, Karkat) were against John/Vriska was because Vriska is a murderer and impulsive, and love violence too much. Basically, they were trying to warn John away to save him.
The reason Roxy is warning Jake, because we know nothing about the Alpha A-Vriska, is to try and push him to someone else (Jane or Dirk).
I think I like the reasoning for the Beta-verse better than the Alpha-verse.
Why Not Both? Both is true.
Because if we add in the Alpha-Trolls, that is like 12 other contenders for Jake‘s affection. That is a total of 16 people going after 1 guy in the jakestakes. Yeah, Roxy would be exhausted hearing this.
Good to see that both Jake and John have the same taste in women.
Jake:
Roxy:
At least you know he’s straight (maybe)
Why did you correct him? I want his mind to be filled with Dirk Robots taking over the world.
The idea that Dirk is sensitive while Dave can just brush off Karkat’s insults is amusing, as well as Jake is just cool knowing that Dirk is “biding his time” without actually knowing what it means.
Yay, I am not the only one who noticed Kyle’s HAL habits
Sounds like someone is having fun with their sprite.