How is he still alive??? I thought Bro-Bot blew up? Guess you can’t keep an ironic robot down.

You really need to give me warning when you are about to change like that. That is way to easy for you to do.

So I had a dream I was in the Shadow Realm where I met a hot, blue librarian.

I hope you liked your dream of dead girls (how the hell did Alpha A-Vriska die?)

Thanks Hussie, for fucking zooming in for me…..At least we know he is confused as hell (as he should)

I want to zoom in, but I know it will zoom in for me. It is going to say a swear or hearts.

She looks like a nerd. A librarian nerd who believes in the Cult of Karkat??

Well….looks like we have a fucking winner for Jake’s Harem story: The Blue Alien wins it.

Alpha-A Vriska?

I can’t tell if I would rather have him alone or not…….I feel like this is a monkey paw scenario…..

Well this is fucking not fine

Was this what the plane was like when Feferi died? Before she convinced the Dark-Lobsters to make the dream-death-bubbles?

Right, Jake’s dreamself is dead….so does that mean he is going to the death bubbles? Will he talk to the Beta-Group??

Dirk really needs to build a limiter on that Bro-bot that Kyle can’t fucking mess with.

Kyle can give me such Hal vibes sometimes.

Oh no, please do continue. I don’t think you got across how thoroughly thrashed you were by that Robot Smackdown.

Tis Talent, to type with your eyes closed.

How do you know God made those apples? Maybe Satan made them just for you? You should really give Satan more credit for things.

See this is cute, but what would make this cuter is if the bull-fairies are just sleeping by him and not the dead corpses he shot before

Did you get my text? Well you didn’t text me back.