This is going to get so real up in here. Because now she is part Terezi showing off her cool art to the Dirk/Dave of the universe.

HELL YEAH TROLL FAN ART

PLEASE BE BETTER THAT KATKAT’S CHART I JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS

I love how Dirk is all about her privacy here. But I seriously need to read some human-themed fanfics that she wrote. Because that shit probably includes all 8 kids, Alpha and Beta. And I really want to see how she ships them all.

No, you wrote worse. There is a difference.

The best ways to get someone to do something: tell them they can’t, or tell them they would be able to handle it.

Dark Troll show me the forbidden Smut-Fics

He wouldn’t but I would. And even if I didn’t I want to read, please graces us with your holy words oh heavenly Jegus.

She apologizes for barely swearing. You really need some swear lessons from Jade.

Absolutely. A reverse Karkat with Gamzee Horns and Nepeta’s shipping tendencies. The perfect troll.

Given everything that I have read on horses and puppets in this comic, there is no judgment at all from me.

…just another thing that she has that Karkat does not. Horns. Large, wavy, Gamzee-like horns

Part 218

Right, Alpha-Jegus and Dirk were talking about how she was absolutely writing fanfiction about their lives, along with other important class things. So let’s see if she will tell how she even found that information in the first place. Because it also told her that the Beta-kids were coming too, so what gives time travel!?

Hmm….what would they pick. Well since they get to prototype twice, I will throw out at least 2 options per kid.

Jane: An obvious choice for her would be either Alpha-John Poppop and Lil’ Seb. I don’t think it will be Lil’ Seb, that rabbit is a bit too useful to just move into sprite form right now. But there really isn’t any secondary thing that I can see Jane pick from her stuff. So I want to say a combo of Poppop and one of her dad’s figurines. That sounds the most likely.

Jake: He has a shit ton of Lusus around to combine. There is a high change that he will combine at least one into his own. And given he will be trapped by lava around the ruins, I don’t think he will have too many options here. The only other thing I can think of that Jake can have is that Bro-Bot Dirk sent over. While I am not sure what the second thing Jake will prototype, I definitely think that the Bro-Bot will be in there.

Roxy: Damn there is a lot of stuff in her room isn’t there. It is not Jaspers, since that kitty is going home. I am not sure if Roxy still has the body of Alpha-Rose, so I want to say no to that too. I want to think it is her wizard plushies. The Wizards and Cat ones. Combine them both to get another cat-wizard.

Dirk: Dirky Dirk Dirk. So many, many things to pick from. Cal, Maplehoof, Donald Glover, Rap robots, dove, fancy Santa. How can I just pick two? Well the first one I think would be Kyle. That’s right. Give that sassy little AI his own body and lets see how he like it. It will be the Alpha-Davesprite (sort of). Add the horse and you get MLP-insert Dave. Donald Glover will give Kyle a human body (nice). Fancy Santa would make Kyle into a santa claus, but given how apparently Hussie hates those things with a passion…..I want to say Kyle and Fancy Santa. That amuses me to no end.

Part 217 End

Right, Kyle is as sassy as ever. I love him still trying to flirt with both Roxy and Jake. I am a bit….Afraid….of Kyle’s whole “Jake on ruins with a skull kissing a man” being true….and it turns out to be like him kissing a dead guy’s skull like what Gamzee did. Hussie did it before so I am fucking Watching Him!

We learn more about aspects and why Gamzee is better than Eridan. And Dirk is better than Eridan. I really want to see his soul powers come to life. Like Captain Planet style.

And UwU is a fangirl, and I adore her and love her more and more. And now I am really excited for her and Karkat to meet.

She is absolutely the best and I love her.

Good to see Dirk isn’t that weirded out yet.

Karkat’s Alpha-Ancestor is a fangirl and I am loving it. She is basically a homestuck fan.

She is about to go all fangirl and drop her fan-theories on what will happen right on top of this poor child.

Sorry you have to use text-chats normally where you don’t actually see the person. Must be a real bummer.

Well….I don’t think literally, since she is Void. But there is always that possibility.

Basically, she found a floating manual like what Rose did way back when, and this time it tells E V E R Y T H I N G