This is better than what I could hope, and the fact that Lopin is blushing means there is more to come

I want 2 things to happen

First: That he is the first person ever to just instantly accept it

Second: That he now thinks it is destiny or true love or something and tries to be Kass’s boyfriend, just to add on the insanity here.

Goddammit, this guy creeps me out so much I first thought that “connection” means that he wanted to see Kass and Lopin get it on, that for Kass to do a dramatic reveal of himself.

God I hate you Ran.

He gave you a description, what more do you want?!

Flattery will get you everywhere, keep saying how handsome Kass is please.

so…you crushed a glow-worm? Is that what Za Zhing was?

So it wasn’t even Lopin’s Fault! He was just dragged into that asshole’s mess.

Someone rolled a Nat 1 on seduction.

You trusted this guy? yeah…..no

The fact that Lopin looks so bashful about it is so adorable

Damn it, another one of these. I don’t feel like doing a TON of posts on this, so I’ll just make bullet points

• The city was founded on free/open ideas, and if you tried to violently hurt someone over differences you will suffer painfully for it
• Now you just become a slave…..way to be open for all ideas guys
• other religions existed
• The rock-snake Baxxid would chain people for over 40 years for breaking a rule, and given a voldemort like name
• The point of chaining them to a rock is so their heads will continue to grow until they are unable to move due to weight (like wtf)
• Ran has no problems gathering information like this from studying prisoners, so add that to the list of “why this guy irks me”
  
• The Galaxy thing like the Milky Way has a shit ton of names including my favorite:
  

Because all Homestuck Fans know what this really means

Sopretty Officer Kass will spite you from where he stands.

YEAH! You BETTER rethink your interrogation here Kass. Can’t really fucking yell at him now, can you?!?!

Lopin you are already too fucking good for this world

If you are going to call him the devil he better look the part. Have the seamstresses give him a fancy suit and cape.

RAN!

$5 says that Yannit had a good time being a body pillow last night (I am just waiting for tumblr to flag this)

Well that is a waking nightmare. Want to go back to sleep?

Yeah, Lopin having a support group is my life here.

Yeah, if anyone is going to pummel a Yinglet for information, the honor should go to Kass.