Well this is going to get strange real fast. “congrats, Jake made your baby between you and Dirk.”

Again, ALIEN from another PLANET must have gotten bored one day and studied the history of prophecies to find the planet Earth, and the 4 most important kids’ contact information, to tell them the history of their life.

I believe that the homestuck community would agree that this would count as MAJOR SPOILERS here. Such Major Spoilers, he sent a message to the troops to shoot anyone on sight who would try to divulge Spoiler’s secrets to those who’s training is not yet complete.

Karkat didn’t give a shit about the ancestors or the past or the giant-lore surrounding it, Alpha-Jesus does. Wacky Opposites, am I right??

I love how she just assumes that the alien from another planet would know if she has a daughter and what she would look like.

Yeah, tell the Alpha-Troll that she is about to meet her Beta-counterpart. I wonder if that information is voided away from everyone.

Seeing how you keep drinking yourself to oblivion to black-out nonstop, it all checks out.

Unlike Roxy who keeps jumping into the void to avoid walking down stairs for a sandwich, Eridan was someone who resisted his Hope calling by turning to despair. I know I don’t like him, but I still can’t help feeling how tragic his story was.

I am trying to figure out if it is passive life is active doom, or passive doom is active life. It could be both to me honest.

Given that Jane revived, I would like to believe she is Hero of Life. And given I never have yet seen a “doom” hero from the Beta-verse, I want to guess that it is Jake. Because currently, he is zoomed to a lava pit of death unless someone helps a brother out.

Ha! Ha I get it.

Rose is the Seer of Light, and Roxy is like, the Wizard of Void. Light and Dark, knowledge that is shown and hidden, revealed and destroyed.

Cute, very cute Hussie.

Wait, so does Roxy think she is adopted (I mean technically she is, but still), or that she actually grew up without her mom, or what?

What does Roxy think her relationship with Alpha-Rose is?

The idea of Alpha-Rose being so god-damn magical that she uses her powers for small things like fucking with the paparazzi is amazing to me. I support it 100%.

Oh like Rose’s Grimdark phase. Only not like eliminating everything as much as Rose releasing so much dark energy it obscured the vision.

Does this mean that Roxy has the powers of a black hole?

So there is a difference then…the powers can work differently based on the person.

Dave and Karkat are both knights, so they are both fighters. But Dave uses Time and Karkat uses blood (wonder how that worked)

John and Tavros were for Breath. But John was the Heir and Tavros was a Page. So I am guessing that means John had better mastery of Air powers than Tavros so who knows.

So how will Roxy use her powers then…

Wait….you mean like the Voidfish? You can just, eliminate information, or hide shit to where no one not even omnipotent beings like Scratch caN SEE YOU!?

OH MY GOD

dafukdidiwatch:

Roxy how dare you.

Now, it may be due to my D&D skills, but there is limitless potential to the void

Instant traveling through the Void, turning anything into nothingness or shooting them to nothingness, making any transaction null and void to get out of shitty contracts, think of the possibilities Roxy.

Invisibility, thank you Roxy for contributing to the Void-Power huddle here.

Roxy how dare you.

Now, it may be due to my D&D skills, but there is limitless potential to the void

Instant traveling through the Void, turning anything into nothingness or shooting them to nothingness, making any transaction null and void to get out of shitty contracts, think of the possibilities Roxy.

Basically, it is one of those prophecy things where you have NO Idea, but once the moment comes you’re like “oh, I get it now.”

Or when watching an anime intro the second time around and getting the foreshadowing.

Now what kind of mentor/guide figure would she be if she actually told you shit.

Yo didn’t I say? Didn’t I say? Let’s look back at the tapes here to make sure and…

Yep, I did say the words void, right there. Between “dark” and “windows”.

Honestly that is a fucking cool title to have. The coolest probably.