Yes go Kyle, go and tell her the fucking truth. You ARE your own bot after all. I support you Kyle.

I am glad Kyle is taking his own individuality (go red), and I want it to be 3. 3 years left of the fucking noir before the shit is broken in a drunken rage and all the shards and shitty wine go out spilling everywhere, leaving dark wine blots all throughout the room to stain and no one gives a shit about.

I have feelings about the noir.

dafukdidiwatch:

dafukdidiwatch:

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

Hey Roxy, Didn’t we JUST go over the Fact that HE might Still Be 13!?

HEY ROXY!!!

dafukdidiwatch:

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

Hey Roxy, Didn’t we JUST go over the Fact that HE might Still Be 13!?

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

ok, ok this Cal guy has to be the double snake troll guy. There is no way Hussie would do this much foreshadowing to not do something with it.

I don’t know if Jegus is Cal, or the soul of Beta-Cal, or if they are going to fucking merge into one being in this dimension, but there is a fucking connection between Cal and Alpha-Jegus here.

oh god, this is going to be weird.

Based on my math calculations, it is highly probably that Roxy is going to ignore one of the things that Dirk just said. Want to guess which one?

oh only now you realize that this is dumb?

Wait….I know that Kyle started out as a 13 year old, but he started out when Dirk was 13.

Does that make Kyle 16, 13, or 3?

I am like Roxy, enjoying Dirk’s suffering on this sassy-bot.

Kyle is so pissed he isn’t even bothering to calculate.

Dirk, you were talking about Kyle, about Roxy’s not really committed flirting, right in front of Kyle’s face. That’s like talking shit about a friend to their crush while the friend is standing right next to you. Kyle has the right to be pissed.

oh this is bad. This is bad and it makes me very sad.

And thus a commitment has been made by all of Homestuck, hitting on a 13 year old when you are 16 is creepy as shit and should not continue.

In the name of Dirk, Hussie, and Jegus, Amen.

Well Roxy just summed you your monologue in 3 words. She would have saved you a lot of time.

holy fucking shit, I was fucking right. he is evolving the personality of a 13 year old, while using the personality of a 13 year old as a guideline.

good, lay it out for her. I mean, it took Jake a while to know that Kyle is his own thing, so I get it if she fully didn’t understand it yet, but she should know now.

Dirk sees that is isn’t ironic. Roxy does not.

I just have to know what event diverted Kyle into his own personality.

oh no…

I knew that Doppelglasses Kyle (still keeping that name) is sentient because he just went fucking off on Jake before. But on shit, he likes flirting with Roxy. He fucking likes Roxy.

and her seeing it as “ironic” hurts.

Roxy is so thirsty not even the ocean can satisfy her.