At least Jake knows that this is something to think about, so he isn’t outright dismissing it.

I don’t know, but I think it has to be some form of bad luck to walk on that vine thing.

Part 197

I just realized something.

If Jade was raised by the “Batterwitch” before running away and trying to start up her own company before ending in failure, that means that in context of what the kids grew up with, Jane and Jake are distantly related.

I mean, I know they are related because of ecto-biology nonsense, but they grew up thinking they were cousins.

Well, time to look though the rest of the house. Loot the place! I want to see Jade’s decor.

Part 196 End

Well that was an entertaining time.

I fucking love that AI. So sassy, and if he (is it he or they, I don’t know) is anything like Kyle Strider, then I am going to love the ironic asshole. I actually sort of hope that Alpha-Bro’s name isn’t Kyle, that way I can just call the AI Kyle
(unless he has another name). Everyone should get a name.

And there is just a secret stash of uranium out there in the world, which is a hassle to gather, so that would be fun.

And Alpha-Dave sounds like he is basically the Tony Stark of this world. Is comic became a movie, he now owns a tech company that developed the AI program, as well as supplies Kyle with robot tech (he builds robotic puppets, what a nightmare). So in Alpha-verse, they are rich and should be able to afford food. As long as they keep consumables in their fridge instead of broken swords I will call that a win.

And the never saw each other again….OOoooOOOOOoooohhhh

That is exactly what Alpha-Karkat told him, he has too much to worry about the future to worry about the future.

You wish it was like that.

Don’t forget, she did have a dream of you just standing there doing nothing really during the game. So you will be there….eventually.

Well you did learn that the point of the game is not to win but to welcome in new gods to restart and play together, so yeah a lot of funny is happening here.

He just found out that there is going to be time travel that uses the game to get there, he wants to get started!

Also, look at the tags

You still need to dig up the weapons that Alpha-Karkat buried by Frog-Henge right?

Kyle or kAI-le?

Straighten that collar boyo, we still on business and YOU have a mission.

Didn’t you just say that you wanted to ease into that conversation and not ruin her day for her? Way to get off that track real fast.

And we do. Should not be surprised.

Are we really going to get the same conversation again?

So they only say last names for certain people? I don’t know why I am so hung up on the last name/first name thing, but I am.

You threw everything off just to wear the same hat again.

Also how were you able to just summon it so quickly?

I think Jake’s next action says it all

I love AI-Kyle. or kAI-le if you will.