That Costume means nothing to me now.

I would recommend to live in a cave, but Nepeta has proven you can live in a cave and still use computers.

Look, I’m just the messenger who delivers messages when my boss isn’t here. But at least you know that they are pretty accurate.

Well, at least the AI is just as frustrating as the real Kyle Strider

No matter how the AI responds, just typing in “auto responder” will null any argument.

Jake is basically arguing with a high tech answering machine and I fucking love it.

That is a fucking low blow that you just did and damn was that not savage.

I love that the AI is fucking pissed about not being human enough. That is so human.

To be fair, they (he?) had you fooled hook line and sinker for a while there.

but how exactly would you go about proving that he is a Dickprince, the Prince of Dicks. A Royal Member of the Court.

Tis I, Sir Dickprince! Here to spread the human emotions or Joy, Laughter, and Friendship!

I may be a cold unfeeling pair of glasses, but I still have a sense of humor.

Is that why he (they?) said “jake” instead of “Mr. English” (still hate that name) because only robots use first person names?

So the AI knows the jig is up, time to just say whatever and not even pretend

Oh God No

HE BUILDS THE PUPPETS

You mean he built an AI to not actually talk to people? That is hilarious, impressive, and relatable all at once.

Are you the one to psycho-analyze now? Because love the apathy you have going on here.

Yes, the local Uranium Mart, where every dollar store just has a battery pack of Uranium for only $4.99. While supplies last.

That rabbit has your entire ass right now in its tiny stuffed paws.

So you only help when someone doesn’t put in the effort? More Ironic that way? What is your definition of irony, that’s what I want to know

And clearly not “ironic” enough.

Also, why aren’t we questioning where he got uranium in the first place?