Oh shit so it isn’t just Jane, everyone knows that these guys are aliens? That is so weird and accepting.

That is so sweet to hear! I can’t wait for you to meet her!

Yes, shit indeed. Never thought of that one, did you?

I just realized. Her “Spoilers” is Jade’s “Password”

UwU makes things so much more complicated when trying to simplify things, so I get it Jake.

Damn it, this is where you lost me.

So Alpha-Troll -> Beta-Troll ->Beta-Human -> Alpha-Human??

Or is B2 like the next newest stage where all the important Alpha and Beta children to into?

Damn just spill it already I don’t want to work this out in my mind!!!

Damn so she knew that she was going to fail when playing this game? That sucks.

So instead of A= Alpha, and B = Beta. A = Troll, and B = Human, with 1 and 2 being Alpha and Beta.

Ha, cute.

Explaining anything in Homestuck is going to be a wee bit complicated

Yeah you will sort it out once you actually meet your grandma in person.

So…she had to make them in game, since they were super mini game weapons. Sent the code for Jake to make, and used his time machine to make them so he can sent it out now before the game starts.

I hope the Beta-Kids know what they are doing because the Alpha-Kids put in a LOT of effort to help them.

Wait….she was the one to make the weapons?? At least she is on top of making the rabbit as perfect as she can.

What, does Kyle know how to steal or make more? Or does he have a shit ton on standby for no reason?

I think this is the first time I have heard any of the Alpha-kids swear. You only know it’s serious when they swear.

So…UwU knows about the package, knows the importance said package, so not only can see into the future but is helping to create it.

She is like the troll version of Jade, and why does the fate of both universes rest in the hands of a rabbit?

Wait….Alternate Karkat is a girl?

and I have no idea what ~3u is supposed to be.

He’s doing the Sitting Thing! I love the Sitting Thing!!

I just had a dumb thought.

Alternate-Karkat speaks nicely to Jane and only Jane. Then he is in regular Karkat mode for everyone else.

Everyone needs at least 10 computers on them at all times. Jade’s word is law, even in the alternate dimension before hers.