Again, me refusing to back down on word choices because it just sounds right.

oh wow, this is exactly how I reach out to people who don’t respond fast enough.

So in Beta-verse, we got pester/trolling; in Alpha-verse, we have bother/cheering. so so different

Child! You should NOT BE DRINKING!!!

Will she be every bit of a valley girl I think her to be?

k, but sooner or later you are going to address the fact that the crown is giving you beta-troll murder thoughts, right? That is obviously the Troll Royalty Symbol.

Jane, some things are just not worth it. This is one of them.

The worst part about this, is that she probably thinks the arm-dildo is part of the pop-ups too.

That package will get here some day

well this is pretty fucking ominous. What did Queen Feferi really did take control of Betty Crocker Company? Because the only people I know who uses the word “culling” are trolls.

God…..god fucking…..if there is a Doc Scratch in this universe…or more evil mind bullshit…

ok when only your head is glowing red, that is a bad sign.

Everyone should have a wearable computer. It is fashionable and practical.

I think it will let you get insta-grist when you enter the world there Honey.

It’s like a jack-in-a-box, only it shoots out fake candy than a clown.

Can you actually eat the grist?

This is literally what I want to do with my money if I was ever a billionaire.

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Well, at least it is a shitty gnome hat.

We both agree that shitty hat is gnome hat, but John may argue with you about it.

You know, if it just checks the amount of money a card is worth, you could potentially card-capture living things and see how much you can get for them. It is villainous as hell, but imagine how much a person’s soul is worth.