ok, now I can’t tell whether you are doing this because you genuinely care for Cody, or because Cody is necessary for you to keep your power. Pick one or the other!!

Uh….you mean that he can feel Cody’s heart beat? ….what does Cody have your heart, literally?

Well…I’m glad that your dad is supportive of your vengeful killing here. Got to love a supportive family.

So….If I have everything in order…..

Cody knows that spirits and ghosts exist. His Dad is a vampire or some type of monster. He knows that they are floating around in the school. But he can’t actually see them.

Then how do you know that Man Door Hand Hook Car Door is holding the right one? You’re Right, but how do you know?

heheh…oh shit he is still pissed about Jeff….

So the VP is a monster too? That steals powers for her own??

…..she is weird enough as it is

Can this guy stop being so evilly extra for one goddamn minute

Wake up when the sun sets binch, ok?

Shut up old man I am trying to process this

Because….because then….Cody was able to see fucking spirits since the beginning!!!

He was able to see the spirits during the dodgeball game this entire time!!!!!

HOW MANY KIDS ARE PARANATURAL THAT AREN’T IN THE CLUB THOSE GUYS SUCK AT RECRUITMENT!!!!

yo what the fuck YO WHAT THE FUCK

If he was a vampire, how can he walk around in sunlight?

I mean, you right though

Dude, if you are a monster then what is with the fucking hook? That seems to be way too fucking extra.

oh right….monsters….I forgot that they are a thing in here

So….monsters can also have ghost powers too? That seems to be a bit OP don’t you think?

It is a long and incredible story. See I got my new found immortality by playing this game, called SBURB…

Goddamn was I right about this too? Are you just a walking corpse?

But can you control…..The DEAD!?!

Ever have those days where you just can’t do your job, then fart?

Nicely summed up