Jade was the one to give Dave the Sword!!!

no Dave no

You fixed the sword, only for Dave to break it again.

Yes, remember Jade! Remember what you did and what you tried to do!!!

You were drawn here to meet again!!!

Damn I get that this is the end of the world, but there has to be at least something they can do to help?

Hey, uh, those meteors are getting pretty close here. Want to move like, far away now?

Davesprite in the clouds like lion king: Remember, who you are!

Was the volcano always named echidna? (The Mammal that lays eggs) or is this a new development.

No it does matter Dave! I get you want to fix the sword but you shouldn’t downplay your choice of choosing the weapon over healing yourself!!!

Dammit Dave, are you saying that he could have fixed you but you chose the weapon over yourself??

Denizen: Would You rather Fight or Quest young trave—-wow you look pretty fucked up. Is that a wing? You know what? How about you just rest in here for a bit and we can talk about it later

You actually returned??? How??? I thought you flew up to space

Well if it wasn’t the same choice, then it wasn’t The Choice. It can’t be The anything if it changes every time

Dave:

Monster: So you want to fight or be friends

Dave:

He didn’t make John’s hammer, you just fucking stole it and told John that!!!

HAHA!!! Good Dave, don’t let people tell you that there is only two options. There are a lot fucking more options to take. Some might not be helpful, but there are still other ways to handle it

First The Riddle, then The Tumor, and now The Choice. How much ultimate shit are you faced with??

He tried to give you another way that didn’t involved killing. He gave you a Mercy option.

Hey you bastard, the fuck are you doing in my house? Did you at least bring the bagels? You didn’t? Well fuck you too buddy, I’m going to stab you now.