The idea that Elan actually knows something useful outside of battle is a foreign concept to me

Never dis the easy A

These punchlines kill me every time

That Dwarf Farmer I mentioned before? He has a Dire Wolf as his farm dog, and yes they are super cool to ride on.

There are certain discoveries during a quest that Roy doesn’t want to make

Congrats Loser

Ponies are just tiny horses. Enjoy that

Elan, now is not the time for you to actually think. Just roll with it

Like I said before, in-character reasoning can be tricky sometimes (but having a nat 20 can go a long way)

It is hard to give a good in-character reasoning to go. The only reason my Dwarf fighter went with the party was because one person offered to buy him a beer and he wanted that beer. But when he finally got his beer after traveling and fighting the big bad, they had to give him another reason to stay in the party (which was “if the bad guy gets free, he will destroy the world and you won’t be able to farm”)

I love the reasoning of “I have nothing else better to do, so why not?”

Good thing that Xykon isn’t defeated yet, huh guys? Not like you know it yet

This is like there was a fairy tale that happened and we just skipped over to the end where the actual point was at

Seeing how in one campaign I trapped a ghost inside a chest that we used as a weapon for another villain, I would definitely buy that rat.

Why are all of his inventions animal-themed? And I love how it goes from “actual invention” to “strapped metal on a rat and called it good”

I would buy the bee armor just for the novelty of it.

and I summon….BEES!!!!

Suffocation, wasn’t what I was thinking about, but something that should be considered.

Right, Gnomes are more known for being tinkerers and mechanics. Show us your inventions!

There is literally no difference between dwarves and gnomes except size apparently. I would have thought there would be like ears or something.