Oh why do I get the feeling we are continuing out theme of early dnd racism?

Damn, so close for Banjo. Better luck next time you freaky hand puppet

This is payback for the DM fucking with Roy. Now you have Elan fucking with them back.

This guy thought through his joke so well, he is going to preach Banjo everywhere

Elan isn’t that egotistical. He is a humble boy, trying to gather appreciation for his god.

YAS! THE CLOWN GOD IS BACK!!!

You can still punch him. Fighters are big beefy boys for improvised attacks

Even as a stick figure, that is the angry face my sister makes and it will never fail to amuse me

Have to recognize the pattern Roy, don’t get your hopes up too much.

I can’t imagine which would be funnier, the player and DM trying to keep a straight face through all of this, or everyone just busting out laughing through all of it

Roy is done with this entire store

Now it is become a game of who will break character first, the player asking or the DM saying no

I love Roy just progressing getting more irritated throughout all of this

So a Voulge is this:

So with termites, you got a nice little set of bracers there

I just got it. The guy doesn’t have these swords because the only weapons listed in the player’s manual is “great sword”

I have no idea what these swords are, so I am going to assume the shop has nothing Roy wants

When you, the player, tries to get into character, but your DM can’t understand shit.

Roy doing some shopping of his own? Love the classical bartender look that guy has

I mean, if you can’t beat them, use them.

V, shut up and take advantage of these people and buy the potions