Wouldn’t there be like, more drawings on the door?

She doesn’t tell her party because she doesn’t think it is their problem. That she needs to do it herself. And she allows them to think of her like this so she can have a fun lighthearted life collecting the bribe money.

there is a reason for everything

a letter?

That wouldn’t surprise me, and I always feel that Haley is like Nami from One piece with her abilities and love of money.

At least they also love the bag.

I refuse for you to not appreciate this bag. 

You can summon the animal, have the wizard make your enemies fear the animal, and you basically got yourself a herding dog.

You can have your creature sneak around and grab certain items/weapons while you are in the middle of a battle that you can’t grab.

Distraction anyone???

Hell, throw it t someone’s face like pocket sand. Surprise Round and possible blinding.

Fucking Fight Me Roy

Fuck you, are you kidding?? I fucking love that bag! You get 3 balls that can turn into animals that you control for a 24 hour period.

My Rogue’s bag is specifically Grey’s Bag of Tricks, where I can get a Great Elf, Giant Badger, Weasel, Wolf, and Panther. I’ve used them both as mounted steeds and improvised weapons. So fuck you for not appreciating their potential.

What the fuck? Roy! You got the better deal!!!! How day you not appreciate it’s beauty!

Sorry Roy, Elan picked first. But didn’t Elan get the gender-swap belt too?

…I feel like that this is a purse joke, but you really can’t have enough bags of holding in a d&d adventure.

Plus, a bag within a bag, how entertaining is that?

Yay, you stole Xykon’s wedding ring (he was married to evil)

I mean, who wouldn’t want instant spring boot power?

Belkar, chill. It is hard to keep an accent going during a campaign

Given how dysfunctional their party is, it is a lot easier and faster than having the players discuss who should get which item.

Oh I doubt that is going to happen.

I am so proud of her

So let me guess, since Haley gets no rock, everyone gives up some money to her, meaning she gets a bigger share than everyone else? (she is so good)

This is the shit that I would pull, regardless if I would get money out of it. They are arguing about rocks, I love it.

uh…is she trying to scam everyone out of their share for a rock? That makes me so proud.

gotta love payday y’all.