Why do I get the feeling it is going to be Dave’s fancy broken legendary sword?

So I was right, it is a literal Record Scratch

Sometimes it is hard to be dramatic

ok, cool, so they don’t have to revive Bro to start the Record Scratch here.

I’m sorry, fucking what?

You…you fucking….you…you saying that only Bro who is DEAD can finish it???

Well this sucks even worse. You mean that the Trolls were actually the few that managed to win this stupid game, and they got ripped off of their prize?

This game really likes dead children, doesn’t it?

That is lame, so this Scratch(not the guy, the event) is a built in cop-out which will fuck-over a different server.

Because it has fucking ALL the Beats, the sickest beats you have ever heard

Smug asshole

Wait, so Bro caused the Scratch in his fight with Jack? A one last “fuck you” from the dead I guess

You can just hear the rave music coming from that place

Literally any conversation would be better than this one

And here we have Scratch offering candy to the local children before asking them to get inside his nice white van

I’m fucking gagging people what the fuck did I just read!?!?

There are two ways I can take Rose’s “…Really.”

1) She doesn’t believe that Scratch is a walking talking Cue Ball

2) He basically did the fucking alien version of “Age is just a number” pedo bullshit

And my first thought was number 2 because fuck this guy is the worst

Oh it was terrible the moment Scratch opened his typewriter. It also doesn’t help that I now of 3 other girls that he was in contact with, and somehow only girls

yeah, no. I have some better jokes than that:

taken from people I actually like

I can’t believe that you are arguing over whether or not Scratch saying “I like young ladies” to a 13 year old girl, is creepy. It is creepy my dude. super super creepy.

yeah it fucking is

It is a fetish of mine, to be as perfect as the visions that I have seen.