If you can’t laugh you cry, or get mad. Hey, how funny was that reality joke where Vriska had your shit? You were laughing up a storm then.
Hey look, we found his “second joke.” I wouldn’t help this guy Rose, at all
Got to make sure to get the facts straight before moving on with this
You are so far up your own ass that you can’t even see when someone is flattering you
oh my god, is she going to try and play him??
Yeah no shit, seeing how Scratch the “honest guy” can just say “jk I didn’t actually want to die thanks for doing the thing you did” all while keeping up his own appearance of being his honest guy.
He is an asshole
because you aren’t good at them. Because it isn’t funny
And Rose reveals that Scratch is, once again, a douche and an ass
The audience
Rose goes for the throat a third time, and I am living for it.
ok, somehow talking with Rose is bringing out the evil puppet within him. This isn’t even a joke because he isn’t really funny
uh….is like, the spirit of Cal coming forth from him? What’s with the laughter?
god even his laugh sounds smug. Is this what Rose could have been if she didn’t have friends?
bad ones. Apparently being omnipotent means being unfunny since he knows the punchline ahead of time
I have never been any more proud
I’m with Rose. All three qualities that you say you have are, in fact, sticks that you can shove up your ass. What do you want Scratch?
Yo can we get an ambulance over here, we have a patient suffering form some Serious Burns!!!!
goddamn she went for the kill shot too
Yo can we get an ambulance over here, we have a patient suffering form some Serious Burns!!!!
See? I’m not the only one.
A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he is meant to be