and looking back on it, here we see Aradia yeeting herself into the green void that is Jack Noir. So there was no time travel, but space travel
Da! De dedalia de deladediladia da de da! Preparing the Krabby Patty!!!
AHA! TIME TRAVEL BINCH!!!
how about…..no.
Damn, can’t she die later, preferably by something other than Jack?
And damn if she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it
Part 171
Happy Homestuck Day (April 13th)! Time to be a Troll for the day.
Personally? I thought that Gamzee would have won. Like, I thought that it would be a three-way battle, but Gamzee would be such a powerhouse that Vriska and Eridan would try to work together to take him down, then retreat when Gamzee proved too much. Maybe he would have injured/killed one of them as they leave. So Kanaya arriving would be the best case scenario.
I’m glad that you enjoy having Equius rising in the ranks. It seems that the trolls tend to get higher after they die.
It is one of the best moments in Homestuck and I absolutely love it.
God I forgot I had that asked, it took me a bit to remember what your other ask was about.
And fuck, you are right. All of the kids are 13. They are all dumb and young and most of them were raised on the ideals of murder whomever you want. None of these kids deserve to suffer like this, and whoever made this game is awful and trash.
I hope we find out the origins of SBURB, so I can strangle its creator with my bare hands
Sure, but she is also 13. 13 year olds don’t think about the consequences of what they ask for very much, if at all. So while she seems to have a good/nice idea, someone could find a way to use the bubble things for evil.
Cute, I see what you did there Aradia.
But as a serious response, I actually never felt angry in my life before? Like my personal life. I mean, I felt frustrated or annoyed at times, but to be really mad at someone/something? I don’t think that has ever happened before, where I was truly angry.
But it is easy for me to get angry on behalf of someone, especially for a fictional character/story. So seeing these kids be so hurt and injured and suffering so so much, it just hurts me and I have to rage and lash out because none of these kids deserve this. None of them.
The only hope I have now is to for them to just travel back in time and revive everyone. That is seriously the only thing I have in hopes that these kids can be saved.
Thank you, thank you. I try my best. It is fun to DM because I get to make the weirdest scenario happen and the players have to roll with it, and it is fun being a player because I can do the dumbest shit and have the DM suffer over it.
Um…is it bad if I don’t? Like, that didn’t even come to mind while reading it. This series is literally black and white with their characters that I didn’t even think of it before this question.
I guess if I have to say, I think Jade would be Costa Rican, since she lives in Costa Rica. Dave and Rose are Caucasian, and John is African American. But it is totally fine and valid if you think something different.
Oh I don’t think anyone is giving me any shit about anything (except for the clown fucking thing but that is a different thing) so you are all good. I think it is just that I had a way different reaction to Her Big Moment than anyone else who has read it so far. Like, I took it threatening whereas everyone else saw it positively, so they wanted my opinions as to why.
It’s all good I am chill with it.
Troll Rank 15
1. Karkat
2. Sollux
3. Nepeta (RIP?)
4. Kanaya (Undead)
5 Equius (RIP)
6 Vriska
6. Terezi
8 Gamzee
9 Feferi (RIP)
10 Aradia
11. Tavros (RIP)
12. Eridan (RIP)
So this is having some jumps and mix reviews, I don’t know where to begin.
Well…Gamzee went down for starters. His Dark Villain Reveal wore off pretty fast. I still like him, but not as much (especially with nepeta’s blood on his club).
Sollux and Nepeta switched. Nothing major about that, Sollux just has a low-key sass to him that I admire.
Kanaya and Equius rose up too. Kanaya for her badass moment of vengeance (which was so so cool) and thinking about it, I still really do like Equius’s relationship with Nepeta. I mean, I was against it at first before I knew what it was like, but now I dig it and appreciate the new side of Equius (before he fucking died of course).
Vriska rose and is tied with Terezi. She is so fucking complicated, but at the same time so very relatable and I know that she messes up A LOT but the fact that she still tries give me hope, I guess. So they are tied in the middle.
Feferi went down. It isn’t on her persay. Just that, 1) She seems too perfect and 2) not a lot of screen time. So she got pushed down for more favorable trolls.
Same with Tavros. Sorry bud, you seem sweet and I do like you. But you are also WAY too passive looking back in hindsight.
Aradia increased. A little. I like her chill gentle vibe as a grim reaper person, so emotions are boosting her up. But not much, I need to see more before she can go up farther.
And Karkat….I don’t know why Karkat is staying as number one. Maybe it is because I feel like I would betray him if I choose someone else? Maybe because I have seen him the most compared to the other trolls and thus make him my favorite by default? Maybe I just love the inner softy type person, gruff with a heart of gold. Either way, he is still number one.
Part 170 End
I think this should be a good place to stop.
Fucking Jack ruins everything. Him and his Spades hate for the rest of the world. I am so glad that he is forcibly conflicted about his feelings with Jade because he is partly consumed by Bec’s feelings for her. But he is still an evil dick man and I hate him. He murdered a regular dinner party crying out loud!
Which, while I am sad that they are dead, maybe they should have been looking for their kids instead of doing that shit? I mean, just saying.
But having DD be like nagging about Jack doing the right shit is hilarious and I love that.
Droll is an idiot, but at least he has the rabbit. Give John his special powerful rabbit back, and they can be kickass gods together.
And Jack being in the future to mess with the kids, that was his future. So the Scratch thing happened (which is the kids fault I think Karkat said?) and that sucked up Jack from fucking with everyone Human Side, to fucking with everyone Troll Side. Just to get the timeline right. Stay stuck in the time bubble you rat.
So the video, I was waiting for a glorious battle, but it turns out that Kanaya just one-shot K.O. EVERYONE there. She kicked a murderer in the balls, that is still fucking hilarious to me.
Gamzee is going to come back, I just know it, but she still kicked a clown in the balls.
I was Fucking Right about the Vampires!!! Kanaya is a vampire, of daywalker, or whatever Trolls call vampires. I don’t know how she was turned into one (Karkat’s kiss? or a latent thing she always had since she was little?) but damn if she doesn’t use it to her fullest potential.
And Vriska is now back with a crush on her, but will Kanaya actually care this time around? We shall see.
well someone is having a bad day
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