You got to hate on Human Baby making, we get to hate on yours.

I’m sure that isn’t true. Trying to find your parents isn’t what is going to get you killed, it’s that Trolls will take any excuse to murder.

You are like the Godfather that no one ever wanted.

Mother Grub gives birth through her nipples?

Don’t worry Jade. You will find out eventually. Probably later on in the day when you become a grandma at age 13. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised of you actually adopted your Grandfather’s younger self when he ran off from France as your kid because that is the time of time-shit Hussie would pull.

I mean, I wouldn’t want a McFly situation either. I happen to like my existence.

He should have been more concerned about upsetting me. This is upsetting.

The only plus side is that…maybe Jade manages to grow old…..maybe

I was. He flirts with everything under the sun, mood, and the meteorite that is about to kill you all. So don’t act surprised when think that asking out sentient chess pieces would be in your wheelhouse.

You can shove that fuckin science stick right up noir’s ass for all I care. But I am sure you will have to fight Vriska for that right.

I didn’t want to laugh, but I did. This was funny, but I still don’t like him.

Yes that is true, he is a trash man. Plus side is that no one will ever believe him really.

But back on point, when the FUCK did you get a grandson??

Like……what?

Is this another genetic paradox machine things??

Or….OR…….a salamander got sentient thought and thinks your his grandma….

just…how??

I get that trolls use a fuck-bucket to make babies…but do they really not know about Sex? Is that why they think families are weird?

Got to arm all animals everywhere. The revolution is at hand

oh ho. So this wasn’t Harley’s weapon, but someone else’s. Very interesting.

So if Eridan’s gun was given to penpal now, so they could adjust it and send it back in time to Jade to add on to the rabbit….it sounds stupid when you say this out loud and only works for Homestuck Context

Wants to get away from this conversation so that way he won’t be seen as a tool.

Joke’s on him, he is already a tool.

That’s fucking hilarious. Eridan fucking ripped off Jade’s weapon. That is so great.

Jade looks so unimpressed with it, and like same.

Part 156

Let’s see this piece of shit in action

I yelled my comments on the other kid’s stuff. Why should Jade be any different?

Plus, not a fan of tutus, ballet outfits, and I don’t think blue looks well on her. She is more of a green person to me, I think the color suits her better.

Chapter 5 Page 36 (pg 337)

So that is a turn. Jeff being possessed by a weird black blob puppet master. No idea why he wants a teacher, but my guess is “to rule the school”

Johnny and Gang are like that much closer trying to find out who all of Max’s friends are, with knowing about Ed.

Dodgeball is always a fun way to get the plot going.

Ed is still feeling guilty about how Isabel is treating him, poor kid.

Muse is an ass. All spirits in this club are mainly asses. They are surrounded by assholes.

Isaac is still trying, but Max is not putting up with any manipulation “owing” friendship bullshit, which I like.

And I wonder how Anti-Jeff is going to get into the teacher’s lounge during dodgeball ….>:]