I’ve been reading way too much Homestuck. My first thought was that that was Tavros’s blood.

I’m sorry, but if you are able to pronounce the letters “b” and “p” with magic, then you should be able to laugh.

I love how everyone but Skeletor is laughing. It just makes it seem like they are laughing at him.

I mean, that’s the reason for anything really, evil or otherwise.

That was pretty good planning on the DM’s part. Clever Continuity

Would you look at that? Nale was useful to the Big Bad after all.

Seeing how I have missed the obvious so many times in my life, I feel like it is a callout to me.

Again, Litch don’t care about your personal life. His minions can just as easily be useful to him DEAD as they are Alive

Oh my god, the “Ultimate Weapon” Guy is being kept….in the dark

He is like evil Book Willa Wonka, where instead of the Oompa-Loompas flying off into space, they are just murdered.

I’m amazed that the dead spirit knew about the keys. Like, when was he that close to Captain Litch before he died?

Was this how “Speak with Dead” was originally intended? With the spirit being vague and ethereal and spooky? Because that is nicer than just making dick jokes about a ghost-penis.

Like big bad skeletor gives a shit about your personal life.

I said “Dead” not “Undead! Focus!”

The fact that an evil villain is like, mundane-casual evil as well is stupidly funny

Secret Weapon is the dude in the shadows, right? I mean, it isn’t his fault he can’t clean up after himself; it is too dark to see the trash!

Were you trying to catch dinner or something?

I am both Roy and Belkar when playing. Roy for thinking ahead and actually having a battle strategy when fighting, Belkar when I don’t give a shit about the damage I’m taking

See? All part of the plan. But which “other people” is the kid goblin talking about.

Not going to lie, I know that the party is having some serious planning right now, but I am way to invested in the Goblin’s room tour here