Glad you just sort of skirt your way around the “visited by the family ghost” to the real important stuff.

Well, to be fair. 6 vs 1 would be a lot easier than 50 vs 6. At least you guys can all gang up on him together.

“So why is it called the Hall of Mysterious Runes?”

“I don’t know. It’s a mystery”

That is such a fighter response, I fucking love Roy

What’s wrong Shadowgale…Don’t like your past? >:]

Taking advantage of children? Who Wouldn’t!

I spent time making this, I am so proud of myself

You know these Goblin-Teens are quoting vines whenever they get the chance.

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Oh my god, they ran into Goonies Goblins.

Again, Goonies Goblins. All we need is a skeleton One-Eye Willie and we are good to go.

Oh my god, they ran into Goonies Goblins.

That is a fucking great moment. I applaud the player for their creativity.

How the goblins don’t know the floor plan to their own dungeon is beyond me.

Writing on the wall can be important though. In my first campaign, we players were in literal hell trying to save my character. So our mage used Illusionary Script to draw dildos on the wall so that only Satan can see. Good Time.

Evil Eyebrow Ideas are always the best ones

When the DM nudges you in the right direction and is tired of your shit.

Well, got that one right. Let’s go into the dark scary pit now.

Find a trapdoor, or just stab a wall and make a hole. That could work.

All of this is the type of bullshit players would say, and I am so proud.

OotS: The Ninth

Been awhile since I have seen this story. Last I left, they managed to outrun goblins with the help of poorly-timed product placement. Let’s see where they end up next!

Part 154 End

I have to go, things to do and what not.

So, snowman disappears into the void. Mayor is trapped until he poops out the power source. Jade and Dave are having a magical Christmas moment, and that is sure as hell going to piss of Karkat like no tomorrow.

It has now become a game to see who can piss off Karkat the most.

Jade is winning since she made him into a painted doodle.