You live in the clouds. Everything on Earth is basically weird.

Thor, fuck off I’m being serious right now. Something’s weird

For like half a second I thought Thor was holding a gun

You only like him because he is a dwarf? There has to be more reasons than that? Just saying

would having sex count as a rest? Let’s find out!

Belkar is trash and everyone knows it (even Belkar)

Sassy Dads like him are a joy.

Son, it is your duty to fuck him over

Wait wait what?? So..what?? Dad knew Zarkon?? Zarkon wasn’t like thousands of years old, but some ratty skeleton voldemort? Fuck this means that Voldemort was a litch in the books this whole time

#voldelitch

You have to unlock the bonus ending to see that.

Damn, what is with fathers being disappointed in their son’s choice of school.

Actually yeah, that is how prophecies do tend to work.

Seeing how every time they sleep Roy sees you, then yeah you are.

I can’t stop laughing, this is too fucking stupid. Poor Monster.

It’s the stupidity like this that always makes me laugh

How the hell did you miss that, you both see in the dark!

You go girl. Get that guy!

This is it Helga. You have a chance.

I had a human monk who didn’t have dark vision and we were to go into a dark cave filled with goblins to see. So I went to the ogre we killed outside, took his loincloth, tied it to my javelin, and set it on fire as a makeshift torch. I also used it to kill the ogre’s wife inside the cave. So yeah, light is very necessary to see.

I will only now see darkvision being like this from now on.