At least they are polite enough to let him decide his action

Can your dad just be chill for like one second?

Thanks dad for not giving a shit

Ask them what their name is again. That should distract them.

Not really, you guys are just dumb

I swear if the Dad is holding up his own kid at gunpoint

You know what? Cucumber would rather be quiet and anonymous in history than be recognized if that means the world is saved.

OK I am torn on this. On the one hand, realistically, stealing the orbs/destroying them would make a lot more sense.. But on the other hand, this would also sort of ruin a fairy tale style story

And it is only now that I realized that they have a jail cell that jailed up a guy trying to cause the downfall of the queen in the same room as the important necessary objects for her evil plan.

these people are like Wonderland, they don’t like logic

We did it! We cracked the Code!!! Me and Cucumber are on the same wavelength. Good Job Child!!!

I have a bazzilion questions, but I am sure that your one is important

Guess what just got added to my background folder?

I….I actually might be onto something…

I swear to god if all of this was a fucking set up between the Dad, Mom, Fox-Queen, and Blue-Fairy to get Cucumber to murder someone…

Where exactly do I go here?

Well things just got more intense here

Cucumber will never live his dreams

Which is why we should get like a literal squad of people to help out? Like, people who know better?

He wants to live his hero life through you, his son.