This means that your “becoming an adult/man” thing, each family member had to save the world

You keep hearing this because this is how the game works. Break the rules Cucumber, get your sister.

I mean, she is the one with a sword!

His family is trash, Cucumber deserves better

Cucumber’s face is like my life right now.

why not steal the orbs and run??

I was going to say “don’t press the power button” but honestly if you didn’t save you can just reload the world before the Evil Queen bit

is…is that a power button?

you are one orb away from total disaster.

This is so cool, I love the paper cut-out designs for this lore

Melodramatic lighting for a melodramatic reveal, but Cucumber has no idea who that is

If you read my letter you would knot it was world domination

RUINS!

Soon more weirdos will appear

That is the perfect juxtaposition that you should have put in there.

It means the patriarchy is bullshit that’s what

But I wanted to be a Scholar

Finally someone that actually sounds like an adult

Never mind, he could still be messing with you.

Given what every other adult has told him, that could have been a probability.

key being “for now”