Dave, that was so Fucking Badass

Alright! Who needs brawn when you have brains and skill

ok…that was pretty funny.

Sorry to burst your bubble here Equius

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…..I fucking can’t hate him for this. God I really can’t hate him for this….he really is trying to bond with Dave by saying they are both Strong Boys and that Equius understand’s Dave’s “fears” of breaking another sword….and god I really can’t hate him for this….

Equius, I get you are doing a “bonding moment” but maybe that isn’t how you start it

What? When did Dave ever break a sword

Not going to lie, I was still reading it as Equius still rapping for a bit. But I guess that he is trying to bond with Dave…for their abilities

ok, after a few times, I like the style. This one is pretty cool/cute

Dave’s comeback is great. Why don’t you just destroy the stone around it?

Dave whatever you do, do NOT give him orders

oh yeah Dave. Sorry to burst your bubble, but not everyone is ironic in raps.

The worst part is that Equius doesn’t get what he did wrong

Only in Homestuck where I can find an Shakespearean styled rap about bestiality (and please don’t tell me there are other sources for this some things are best left unknown)

Now he isn’t even trying to hide it

I am so sorry Dave, I tried to warn you

And boom, last sentence is where the ball is dropped

Holy Fuck, he is rapping in iambic pentameter. That I did not expect

Go my Bro, do your knightly duty

Dave is now our one true King

He pulled the Sword out of the Thing