Dave, please get distracted. You don’t know what you are getting into with Equius

ok…Equius can dish it back, and Dave has found a worthy opponent

He’s just salty he can’t beat Dave’s flow

I want to hear someone actually try to do the dave raps here. Like it can be a Dave off of whoever can Dave Rap the best Dave rap the best.

Oh don’t you know about their Spades nature here

I figured out my voice. I think I am reading Dave as Lin Manuel Miranda, but with his cocky character of Usnavi from In The Heights

glad to see you put yourself at a high standard

Dave using his position/planet in his rap, nice

No Dave, Weird but Not Alright. Like the furthest from alright. Reverse that flow

It is nice to see Dave at least trying to encourage Equius, even if it is so that he can spite Equius down

Oh I know you are Equius, I unfortunately know

Please don’t tell me he raps about his…..private life. If that is the case, please keep them private

Dave is calling you out! It is the Rap of the Century!!!

Cool Kid vs Tooly McSnoothole!!!!!!!

Oh no! I can’t play tricks? Whatever shall I do?? Oh well I guess I have to stop then, I’ll just stop on the corner of Neh and Ver, I’m sure you can find your way

Booooo! He caught on. But that means that he talked to the other humans before Dave. I can’t believe I missed that

Now I really want Dave to imply that Equius is the “savior” because that would be really funny to watch

I forgot they consider rapping sacred/noble

I would feel sad for having someone believe the obvious lies Dave says, but then I remember that this is Equius and I don’t feel sad anymore

no not really, but we do have initiation rituals that focus on blood and pain if that’s your cup of tea

I approve of screwing with Equius, you do the lord’s work Dave