We are a persistent race of bastards
That is probably the funniest thing I have heard in this conversation so far
I don’t want to read that ever again
Karkat, maybe they don’t want to think about repopulating the Earth with humans just yet. And they can’t force feelings. And if you are going by that logic, they got a smaller pool of 4 compared to your 12
The Game, Bro, Puppets, Clowns, Cake, Betty Crocker, Rabbits, Irony, am I missing anything else?
But John is serious here.
Karkat…that is the dumbest reasoning I have ever heard. Please go back to your previous argument about how the girls were going to murder those two
So wait, is this a Karkat from another timeline? And when they meet face to face that splinters off? Is that why Karkat has the question marks in his name, because he is from a different ‘verse?
Karkat, you went on a speech about your own love live here. That sort of gave you negative points for what you were trying to do.
Karkat, you are stress typing. My friend gets this sometimes. Please stop talking.
Oh god, Karkat is trying to cover his past ass in the future. Karkat please stop talking
Karkat is right now trying to cover his ass. Plus, John talked to Later Karkat, meaning he was probably over his Spades Crush by then (right?)
Just all of it. Just all of it is fucking glorious and I can’t take any part away.
The fact that John is upset about upsetting Karkat without even knowing what is going on just kills me.
Yikes, Karkat is still having Spades problems about John right now.
Too late, It’s canon. Karkat has a tendril somewhere on his body. It is now up to the reader to figure out where that is
4-Square loving. The dumbest way of putting it, but I love it all the same
I didn’t even want to ask! (but yeah you do sound a little bitter Karkat, better change up your plan of attack here)
Don’t you know Karkat? Love is the strangest things, and humans can love anything they want
They are having a conversation on love her Karkat, don’t interrupt