Goddamn same John. Same so fucking hard

Way to stay on track John

Dave’s more eloquent and thoughtful way of saying “but do you like like her?”, which I like

See? That is what I am thinking too!

They are fucking ignoring Karkat who literally said that these girls will kill them, and is just talking about love and romances together. This is beautiful

Please take a moment to let all of THAT sink in here

John you dumb child, yes!!

Assassination? Are you referring to the games that they use to play together…or that John and Dave are being trained to assassinate someone?

FUCK YES! Called it!!! Vriska/John is edging to canon baby!!!

Now we just have to stop Vriska’s murder streak here.

ok…Karkat is serious. Dave hit the nail on the head, Karkat does have inferiority issues, but he isn’t letting that deter him for this. His next line wasn’t defensive or an attack, it was laying out the facts.

Because Dave doesn’t get it. Do any of the kids even know how murdery the trolls are? How they were raised and encourage to murder everyone and every thing?

Karkat is literally trying to save their lives here, or at least warning them.

Karkat needs to make sure you dumb fucks stay ALIVE

John, you are way to forgiving. But to be fair, if someone told you that a friend killed you in another timeline that you don’t remember living in, I too would just go about my day

Oh shit there it is. Karkat knows them well, and knows that they are super manipulative. The girls are probably just going to use Dave and John to try and one up each other, or something along those lines.

None of you did when you started to play this game, but I see your point

Goddamnnit, I thought we weren’t going to talk about love anymore. This memo is basically an intervention between John and Vriska

Alright, finally. The meat of this conversation

Sorry for asking, they don’t know about your alien numbers. You call a bathtub a trapper for fucks sakes

John you sweet soul, Dave is not putting up with your stupidity either

Yikes Dave, I thought you didn’t even like Terezi like that

Karkat just pulled the “our love is deeper than you can ever imagine” card