Oh, I guess they could have tried to name the kids before. No wonder Dave just sliced the text box later on, he got tired of the bullshit from before

And Dave doesn’t even give you a fucking chance

WHY DO YOU GIVE A 6 YEAR OLD A SWORD

Uh…there sure are a lot of crows in your life….huh Dave…..

I’m glad that at least one of us does, because I sure as hell don’t

Just looks into the camera like The Office

….glad the horse was put to good use

Good Dave, don’t let that thing touch you

Why though…….are you really that bad with children that you need to have a puppet stand in? Seriously dude??

NOPE

bro….The Fuck

heart? First John is Spades, then Dave is Heart. Are all the kids going to have the suits? Is Jade Diamond and Rose Clubs then?

I wish that I could be like the cool kids, because all the cool kids seem to get cool shit

This is the only observation that I agree with here

And I guess Trolls just eat babies because why else would they kill a baby on sight

….yeah….let’s go with that….

I get why he is taking the baby, by why the dead horse?

They know that they were also delivered by meteor, how do they not put 2 and 2 together?

Glad Bro came prepared, I guess

Lick Dave, Lick him!

It’s a baby, fuck you Sollux