…yeah the horse would be dead. RIP Maplehoof, you did your duty

He is so so cute

Let’s play a game called: Get In Sollux’s Workspace

Looks like Sollux was trying to enLIGHTen Terezi on the subject

AKA: Sollux doesn’t want to be bothered

Yeah, it is just a random being we created that found out who we are and have giving us a stupid amount of money. Not important at all

Anything that isn’t a troll, to you, is alien to you. So it doesn’t narrow it down much

Hell Yeah Sollux my Boi! Punning ALL the way!!

Cool, any idea what Numerals of the Blind Prophet even means? Like, did a blind guy type in that number and it just happened to shoot across the universe BadWolf style?

That is what God would have wanted…to get paid in hard cash

Oh so that’s what they mean by god…Wait a Fuck….Does that mean I was fucking right when I called this game SIMs!? Because the prize is literally playing SIMs with a new universe!?

Yeah Time is funny that way

Well someone is feeling sassy right now

Absolutely you are

We need to track down this psycho that just made be a billionaire Right Now!

Hey, um…I’m rich. Can you tell me that I am not crazy?

You need someone to tell you that you are smelling this right

No shit, enjoy it while you can

She just needs a moment to process what the fuck she just read

Who wants to be a millionaire: Troll Edition!