I was a rouge for my first character, and had a rapier. In my first group a guy was a paladin who looked down on rapiers for being weak, and gave a “signal” for us to attack a big boss by saying “rapiers! attack!” ….there was no point to the story, I just wanted to share I like rapiers

You know that vine where the guy goes, “I want to talk about my emotions, I know David, I’m Sad, I know David”? I think Elan is the David of the group

That would be such a cool name to have, Sir Trigger Happy

He just really wants to blind the mage at this point

I mean, I had a necromancer kill my dog so I get it as a character choice

Durkon and Durkon’s player are enjoying this way too much now

Mainly the guilt trip

Now he has to sleep longer to regain that spell slot

How much knowledge does this guy have shoved in his cape?

You really want the mage to join?

you are talking over a cleric right now. I just didn’t want to talk to you

Well that happened…time to rethink my life

“when the hell did you have friends?”

I want to be sent to sword college

I have a mechanism for foreshadowing in my campaign. My players go to a cursed fortune telling machine that leaks oil. Good times

i love “no shit” moments like this. It is the best

The best part of being a DM is to make the characters so so sassy

When you are the only competent member of the party

You don’t really trust your party members here do you?

Have to keep those spell-slots primed and ready