Well there are your big green monster things to take vengeance on you tiny racist

In 5e it is called Minor Illusion

Gold doesn’t have to make sense if you have it

yeah, I would be the rogue here and also focus on the treasure

The Bard was waiting for his one moment to sing the ballad he wrote about this quest, and by god will he take it

They are judging you on your life choices Belkar

Yikes…..fantasy racism

You know the DM is just either waiting for this bullshit to end, or just eating popcorn while watching it. I’m the latter

And now we have the three of them being confused idiots

Now cha cha real smooth

The best part of D&D is making up conversation shit like this, this is so much fun

Now EVERYONE gets confused!

Be attacked by the goblins that you can’t even see

Oh fuck yes, a Who’s On First scenario

When your party doesn’t care you are evil aligned as long as you are on their side

That is like the best reaction you can go with

When you had to use the bathroom and just came back to the room

When the big bad accidentally outs you as being evil aligned

The fighter is so me when spells like this happen to me

look at that paint blob of magic, exactly how the d&d creators envision that spell