Good Job Bard, you deserve that belt

Fucking rude

Yes, this is the type of D&D homebrew I am looking for

Hey, welcome to my homebrew item list. And here we have the Belt of Many Pockets

It could be the Belt of Holding Up Pants

Would the belt be too big for y’all? Since, they were ogres?

Classic

Hey, you know what else Rogues are good at? Deception

You were a rogue? I thought you were the barbarian

And the in-party fights. Oh this takes me back…to last week

We all know that the DM just “happened” to have let the players find a healing potion, we all know that.

At this point, Thor’s Electronic Secretary isn’t worth it

At this point, I recommend to hang up and try again

Oh this won’t be good

Damn, this is a better idea than what I had. I am going to be stealing this

No Joke, I am going to do the exact same thing to the cleric in my campaign. I can’t wait to see the look on his face

My guess is that CSW were former spell slots, but I honestly don’t know. It could mean Cool Spell Wheel for all I know

Oh the poor squishy Bard. He’ll be fine

I guess you can say you paid in blood for them

Ah yes, the curse of the bard. They almost die every time