I expected many many things.

I have not expected this

yeah that is true

Exactly like human love lifes

ok. So this means that Gamzee and Karkat would be Moirails too, since they also balance each other.

Platonic Soul Mate…Comrade? Agape?

Why

So this is diamonds

I’d drink to that

Don’t give humanity all the credit here. Our love doesn’t really feel straight forward either

ok, so they also have a love/hate tsundere mode, but with Kanaya as a peace keeper, they can patch things up/work with each other.

It stinks that that isn’t the role that Kanaya wanted

So because they have no word to process anger sex, they do…that.

GREAT

great, they are the perfect abusive couple in the world

So the peace keepers keep the peace to let the hate enemies fuck each other. I still have no idea what this means, but whatever

so that is the auspistice. It is basically a romantic diplomat. Kanaya didn’t want to be in Lord and Lady Fish’s Club because she was trying to be with Vriska, but ended up being auspistice for her and Tavros

So this is the love triangle mess that we have here

Yay, and ouch

Uh…Clubs?

Oh God thanks for putting that word in the forefront there Hussie. Now I get that all the trolls are related and they are all fucking their siblings

So they want the truest of love, or the darkest of hate, to have the strongest children

So it is a combination of all Love and all Hate-Love?