If it makes you feel better, you can stab him yourself and see his blood in person

It taste like all the colors of the wind.

And skittles

Lots and lots of skittles

They take after the 1st guy right? So I guess Slick learned the stabbing thing from Karkat then

He stabbed me when we didn’t know each other, but now that we know each other he’s alright

I mean what else is he going to do? He isn’t going to leave until he gets the goods, that is bad business

How did Slick find you in the first place? And why you specifically, Karkat?

Well, I guess Karkat has Rainbow Road blood. What a powerhouse

HELL YEAH

MY BOY SLICK!!!

He wants to use Mind Powers to overthrow the Queen!

No one wants her for her mind powers. She is excited to be useful again

THERE WAS A POINT?! I WAS TOO WRAPPED UP IN HIS THEORY THAT I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A POINT

HE GOT ALL OF THIS FROM ROMANCE MOVIES THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

I love how he is offended that Vriska doesn’t care. He can go on for hours and how dare someone not listen to him

ok, so what we have here.

Karkat said Black Romance before, so that is probably BlackRom. I’m guessing that is the hate-fucking side.

RedRom (not murder backwards) is the opposite, so that is the romance/love side.

Kismesis is 2 people absolutely hating each other.

Moirail is….one hate and one love? Or unrequited love? Given that Karkat said she was ALL Hate and no one would Pity her (love)

Matesprit would be 2 lovers.

He should really talk to Nepeta about this, she would love it

A visual representation of Karkat’s Theory of Emotion

K, so because she is purposefully trying to be angry/evil/not see her true emotions, everything is getting mixed up emotionally for her and she has no idea how to fix it.

L I S T E N

It is the END OF THE WORLD

He probably never had time to gush about his life philosophy before

LET HIM HAVE THIS

I say pretending would be worse. Because it would be the person forcing away their emotions, thus harming themselves. Where the person with too much hate would is just a point of equilibrium to them

Your hate is more like lumpy cake batter: spread out and uneven.

But I am going to hold you to “hating a paradox hole” because I am sure the arm-dildo is going to give you that chance eventually

Well mine are fresh and unused, so continue on Professor!

Pity humors!!! Holy fuck this guy reads wayyyyyy too many out of date medical journals. Holy shit, is this what the suits are? The 4 pity humors!? This is great