Shut up Vriska, This is the good shit right here

Oh my god, he thinks that Love is a watered down version of pity. This is insane, I want to know more

I am honestly surprised, I am totally down to learn about the Troll Shipping Method here

So new term: Kismesis. I assume this this Karkat term for Hate-Fucking.

And I know it is Karkat’s term, because it looks like Vriska has no idea what the fuck he’s saying

Oh my god. Is she actually the walking trope of “pick on someone you like”? Because that is both hilarious and terrifying

Hate is such a strong emotion. I guess she couldn’t find anything stronger.

Yikes, ready to face the sins of your past here? Enjoy helping your enemy!

Listen, for something like this I can respect Karkat. Just let the man have his privacy. Besides, what if it is like Karkat has Black blood, you know outside the color spectrum. How the hell are you going to judge him then?

So with the blood, I get the ranking. But the Spider had blue blood like Vriska. And Tinkerbull had brown blood like Tarvos. Are the Lusus attracted to trolls of similar blood colors?

Besides, is she even going to have time to wash it off. The doomsday clock is ticking now

You think he would have more tact in saying important shit like this. You think but he doesn’t

I mean yeah. Her evening isn’t really going to get worse at the moment

At this point she has no choice. It’s ride or die time

There is something about Karkat when he gets these….what’s the phrase….dickish epiphanies. He can be such an ass

yeah Karkat. I get that you’re happy, but maybe rethink that sentence that sounds like you’re happy the other team abandoned her

don’t sell yourself short Karkat, there’s plenty more for you to agonize over

…I get that he wants a mobile computer…but dude you could do better

Down to the wire I see. This will be entertaining

All of your ships? It looks like you have every troll combo by the book here