Why can’t I live in a place like that
So for girls we have:
- Terezi
- Kitty
- Goth
- Ghost Chick
- UNKNOWN
And for boys we have
- Karkat
- Gamzee
- Torus
- Sollux
- Fish Terrorist
- UNKNOWN
- UNKNOWN
Getting close to knowing them all
ok, close to an even split here. Thank you Hussie for equal representation.
ok, Goth has a Chainsaw. That is pretty hot, if it wasn’t for the fact that she is 13
Part 95
Alright, let us continue the tragedy that is the destruction of the Trolls’ Homeworld
It might be Ghost Chick, but I’m hoping it is Kitty
To the person who tagged this as “early homestuck memes”, I regret to inform you that this was made in the Year of our Lord 2019
( It is simultaneously a lot of fun to read your speculation and incredibly frustrating not being able to explain the real answers. Thank you? )
I find it very amusing that I not only frustrate people in my daily life, but online as well. You are so welcome!
( Tbfh gamzee is that one guy in middle school who easts like, hand sanitizer or sticky notes or smth like that, and ends up puking in the nurses office bc of it, but then still continures to eat hand sanitizer and sticky notes,,,,,)
You know what? That is probably the best description for Gamzee than anything I could think of. 100% agree
( Bicyclops has two heads with one eye each. The contrast of the picture makes it hard to tell, since it is hard to see the mouths. )
I looked back at the picture, and yeah I can see it. I originally just thought their mouths were eye-shadow, or something like that.
( The thing about troll lusii, is that in simplest terms, theyre basically like a parent/pet combo. In other words, karkat, as well as the other trolls, have just just lost/are now losing both a pet that theyve had for their entire lives, and at the same time, their parents :( )
Yeah, and doesn’t that just kill me. Why must Hussie write shit like this!?
( Fun Fact: Sollux represents Gemini. The name Sollux Captor is an anagram of Pollux Castor (switch the S and the P), which are the names of the twins in greek mythology that the constellation Gemini is based on. )
( Troll name meanings!!!!! The readers were throwing out naming suggestions based solely on their intro page, so with little context, a bunch of these are based on their signs. Karkat (Sanskrit for the cancer sign) Ventas (anti-cancer drug). Terezi (balance) Pyrope (Fire-eyed gem). Sollux Captor (Pollux and Castor are the twin stars in Gemini). Gamzee (named after a forum member) Makara (Sanskrit for capricorn).
( FYI, ‘Sollux Captor’ is a slight corruption of “Pollux” and “Castor”, The names of the twins of the Gemini constellation. )
( In case it wasn’t clear, Sollux Captor is named after Pollux and Castor, a pair of twins from Greek mythology, who were transformed into the constellation Gemini after their deaths. While we’re on the subject, Terezi is named after Teiresias, the blind prophet also from Greek mythology. Terezi is also the Albanian word for Libra. Karkat is named after Karkata, the Sanskrit equivalent of Cancer. Gamzee is named after a fan called Gammy, and Makara is the Sanskrit version of Capricorn. )
So I didn’t miss the name meaning of one troll, but basically all of them. Damn, the Homestuck fans go hard when naming huh? Did Hussie come up with some Troll names on his own, or just let the fans guess and picked the best ones? But there is a lot of dedication to all of this.
What I want to know is why Gamzee was named after a fan. Like, were they super important in the forums/giving command suggestions, or was it a contest that they just happen to win?
( “You are always up to your nook in the newest and hottest games.” the truth (twoth?) Come out: does sollux captor is gammer???? )
( *sollux voive* “gamer riight2.” )
ok anon, that was pretty clever on you end right there. I applaud your dedication.
Troll Ranking 3
Just a list, no full summary because I already did one before this session
1. Karkat
2. Gamzee
3. Terezi
4. Kitty Cat
5. Sollux
-Yeah he moved up the ranks. I still don’t like his self deprecating nature, but his misguided scientist vibe I am getting from him really resonates with me here. His intent for good, and action to try and stop himself from causing bad really outshines over any negativity he shows
6. Torus
7. Goth
8. Ghost Chick
-She has no soul and is honestly terrifying. Like not in the badass way of killing someone, but as a “how does she not care about any of this, this freaks me out”. Like if I met her in person, I would be freaked out.
Honorable Mentions:
Darth Aquaman
Part 94 End
We will be the other girl later. It is late, and I have to get going.
So we met Aries, Ghost Girl. And yeah….a bit of a downer isn’t she? I mean, I get that her soul was sucked out by the gods, but wow. She is an agent of the Apocalypse isn’t she? Really lived up to her handle name, huh.
But shit, to have your work that you did to save the planet, actually intended to doom the planet, and was always known by your partner to do this, yikes that is god awful. Sollux reminds me more of a sympathetic scientist type. Where he intended for good, but it still goes horribly wrong.
And hey, remember when Karkat said that he must be cursed for all time for being friends with Sollux? Well he was right! Because he did that stupid curse-code him, and his entire friends are now cursed for all eternity from past to future with bad luck.
But I really feel sorry for the deaths of their Lusus. I don’t know the full relationship between them, but to have your only family be killed then resurrected must be rough.
And now we have an all might space demon coming to eat everything and everyone. Basically The Hunger, but why are the Felt people your lackeys? Because there is no way in hell that the felt gang that I have seen is anything but stupid.
Jeez, they are really amping up the lore here
I swear to god if you kill his fucking pet
Frogs have eyes like that, and we don’t way they are bi-cyclops
I refuse to believe that bicyclops is a thing
He lives in a hexagon apartment? Is his lusus tied to a Torii Gate?
Probably his death, that’s what
Jesus, how is the demon thing targeting the Lusus at once? This seems more than a coincidence than just “bad luck code curse” killing them