because why not

And we will never get into them, because life is a disappointment isn’t it?

obviously, I am glad you can see the flaw in this

So what you are just going to carry a giant brick with you all day?

Alright, so it looks simple, that pretty go-

what the fuck

Hussie, Hussie Please, I already went through this like 6 times, I don’t want to learn about the 12 alien variations

Karkat are you ok? Because I wanted to make fun of “troll slander” but if you like this movie because it it numbs your violent tendencies then you might want to talk to someone

Yeah, I agree on this

Nice Diary there

No matter what, in some way/shape/form, in each universe there will always be a John Cusack

Wait…Jegus is real?

So is he going to grow into his horns, or does he have short ones on purpose

I know 2 out of 3: 50 first dates and the Will Smith Marriage Arranger

If it was filled with slime, why didn’t you take off your clothes in the first place?

God I don’t remember this scene in Alien

get in loser we’re going sleeping

Hold the fuck there Kitkat. Does the whole of the species have these terrible visions, or just you?

You look so enthused there Karkat (it’s going to be weird using your new name)

is that your bed? Gross

Enjoy the peaceful life I have before everything turns to shit